Comments on: The Dr. House Drinking Game

By: wolfdaddy74701

wolfdaddy74701 — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 02:28:07 +0000

I’d add take a drink every time they treat for something new despite having no clear diagnosis. Take two if they say something to the effect of “It beats just sitting here and watching the patient die!”

By: Sara

Sara — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:37:07 +0000

Take a drink everytime someone’s heart stops and a drink everytime they use the paddles of them.
Take a drink everytime a baby dies including unborn babies.
Take a drink when someone gets their feelings hurt by House. Insults that have no real affect don’t count.
Take a drink everytime House does something illegal.
Take a drink everytime House gets pissed.
Take a drink everytime someone gets pissed and yells and/or hits House.
Take a drink everytime House thinks the patient is lying.
Take a drink whenever House proves a patient lied.
Take a drink whenever House lies to a patient.
Take a drink whenever House mentions something about Wilson’s ex’s.
Take a drink whenever someone has a seizure.
Take a drink everytime House insults or mocks someones religion, race, weight, height, or sexual preference.

My alltime favorites part of the drinking game is:
Take a drink everytime House pops a vicodine.
Take a vicodine everytime House drinks.
I’ve also seen
Take a vicodine everytime House does.
Let me tell yea I was thinking “Holy shit this game will kill ya!”
lol

By: Pirsey

Pirsey — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:12:50 +0000

I noticed that this is not the first time you mention the topic. Why have you chosen it again?

By: Baba O'Riley

Baba O'Riley — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:29:30 +0000

everytime House makes you laugh, you drink all thats left in your cup

By: dave

dave — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:21:16 +0000

Everytime someone posits “vasculitis”, take a drink.

Everytime someone posits “sarcoidosis”, take a drink.

Everytime House walks without his cane, unless it’s during the story arc about his condition improving, take a drink.

If the main patient dies, take a drink. If the main patient dies but a life is saved because or despite it, take two drinks. If two lives are lost, even if one is an animal, take 3 drinks. And if an animal dies (or death in implied) as a direct result of treating a patient, and the patient lives, take 4 drinks and you are forbidden from taking any other drinks for the rest of the show.

When House plays piano, take a drink. If the piece is classical, take two drinks. When House plays guitar, take a drink. When he plays air guitar or air keyboards, or uses his cane as a guitar, take two drinks.

When House plays a record on his SOTA turntable, take a drink. Take two if he’s listening on headphones. Take three drinks if he uses a different turntable.

When you hear the words, “Cutthroat Bitch”, take a drink. Take two if you read it on his caller ID.

Take a drink when House blackmails someone. Take two when House gets blackmailed.

Take a drink when you see an MRI machine. Monitors or transparencies don’t count. The patient must be on the MRI table.

Everytime they drill into someone’s skull, take a drink. Take two if the patient remains awake.

Take a drink everytime Dr. Cameron leaves House’s office only to stop at the door and look over her right shoulder with a scowl on her face and then walks out without a word.

Take a drink everytime Cuddy alludes to playing golf.

Everytime they suck out a clot, take a drink.

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By: Scuba

Scuba — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 05:29:42 +0000

Wow…….Im suprised no one came up with this one yet, but…….I just got wasted by drinking everytime the word infection came up……..try it…..bring lots of beer!!!!!!

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By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:11:32 +0000

Edit to my last post You Drink twice if he steals food from wilson

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:07:41 +0000

Every time they do a Lumbar Puncture take a drink and every time he steals food from wilson take a drink

By: Susan

Susan — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:54:34 +0000

Also:

Take a drink when House uses his cane for something other than walking.
Take a drink when House looks at porn, mentions porn or hookers.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:06:49 +0000

You forgot a few:

Take a drink when-

Dr. Wilson psychoanalyzes house.
Dr. Forman suggests the disease is neurological
House lets you know he’s an atheist.
Someone rags on Chase for being young.
Someone tells House he should lay of the vicodin.

Take 4 when -
The patient doesn’t make it.
House shows human compassion.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:03:45 +0000

Drink every time someone performs a lumbar puncture, double if its referred to as an ‘LP’.
Drink if the person who gets sick in the opening scene isn’t who you thought it would be.

By: Craig

Craig — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:56:41 +0000

Every time House says “differential diagnosis people…”.
Every time one of House’s team think its “pereneial plastic syndrome”(sp?).
Every time they think it’s an auto-immune disorder.

By: joe

joe — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 22:15:19 +0000

every time he writes on the white board
every time they say metacarple
every time he puts his feet up on someone elses desk
every time he steals someone’s food
every time he darts his eyes back and fourth
every time he days “shccccccsh…ouch”
every time house leaves the hospital to think
every time a high wide aerial shot of the hospital is on screen

By: joe

joe — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:55:38 +0000

take a drink for every time house bounces a ball against a wall , 2 if he does it lacross style with his cane

By: Anon

Anon — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:45:26 +0000

Every time House has a revelation about the diagnosis, chug until the revelation scene is over.

By: Dave Burgess

Dave Burgess — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 16:43:06 +0000

When I was in college, we had a drinking game called “Hi Bob”. It was an elegantly simple game, and you played by watching reruns of the old Bob Newhart show.

Every time a character said “Hi Bob”, you had to take a drink. Devastating.

By: J. Timothy King

J. Timothy King — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 18:12:54 +0000

Ha!

-TimK

By: Suldog

Suldog — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 15:35:27 +0000

Of course, you could also reverse one of them: Every time Dr. House takes a drink, pop a Vicodin.